Privacy

Privacy Policy

Effective: March 26, 2026

Zero Fluff Privacy

We don't sell your data. We don't stalk you. We use what we need to roast you and nothing more. Your failures are safe with us.

Radical Transparency

We use limited analytics to make the engine meaner. If we change how we handle your data, we'll tell you straight. No hidden agendas.

01. Data Collection

We only store your email (to keep you logged in) and your roast history (so you can relive the trauma).

02. AI Processing

Your inputs are processed by Google Gemini. This data is only used for generation and is never sold to third parties.

03. Local Storage

We use small essential cookies to maintain your session. No tracking pixels, no intrusive ads, just clean code.